making sandwiches in bed...

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by lauralou (Account disabled) on Monday, 04-Jun-2007 0:37:00

so there was this boy of about 15, he had a girlfriend, and one night he brought her home
at this time him and his brother shared a room, when they walked in he was sleeping
the little brother slept on the bottom bunk, and the older one on top, he and his girl got on top and... got carried away
"ylettuce if you want me to go harder," said the boy, "and yell tomato if you want a different position..."
so a couple minutes of, " lettuce, tomato! lettuce."
and then the little brother woke up and said, "would you two stop making sandwiches? there's mayo all over my face."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 04-Jun-2007 2:54:35

oh haha. that was good

Post 3 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 04-Jun-2007 19:18:42

lol how cute.

Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 04-Jun-2007 22:48:52

lol

Post 5 by Selena Fan (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2007 1:58:52

I didn't get it but it made me hungry!

Post 6 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2007 2:58:51

wow. absolutely no comment on the previous posts!

Post 7 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 21:06:08

it was worth posting this joke just for post 5...

Post 8 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 21:12:24

It was worth lory posting to comment on post 5, just so i'd se this and cry laughing at post 5.

Post 9 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 22:11:37

oh my god. how the hell can someone be so naive? just fucking roflmao!

Post 10 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 22:20:48

ha ha, good one... some one didn't get it?

Post 11 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 22:28:32

um? how can you not get it?

Post 12 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 22:54:15

Roflmao!

Post 13 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 23:36:33

eeeeuuuu!

Post 14 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 7:27:57

The fact that Hope didn't get the joke, and the subsequent comment she made was actually a hell of a lot funnier than the joke itself! Just fantastic! That made my day right there!

Dan.

Post 15 by Austin (the magic fan!) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 7:34:40

hope. it's fucking. there you go. and how the fuck could you not get it? not making fun, just curious.

Post 16 by Austin (the magic fan!) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 7:37:52

and mayo is come. the stuff that guys shoot out of there dicks.
and hahahahhah rotfl lmfao at the jokes and the posts. had to explain a few things here...
Ok, i believe my work here is done.

Post 17 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 7:38:49

Lol i have seen this joke before! and guys, leave poor Hope alone! hahahahaha Lol :)

Post 18 by Austin (the magic fan!) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 7:39:14

and i bet it did make you hungry...
hahahah rofl
damn... that's all i'll say on that one...

Post 19 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 7:56:31

Very blunt Austin, but I guess there's no other way to put it. um, I ment word it. I guess that it may be hard, uh, I mean difficult for some people to get hold of. oops! I mean, oh, never mind. lmao

Post 20 by Squeak (rythmic banging expert!!!) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2007 0:53:11

OMG! lol! that was interesting